I pulled some old clothes from my closet to remind myself of how I looked when I was fourteen or fifteen. I think my guy would like the memories of when I was younger and cutesy, while enjoying the perks of a more experienced and dirtier me. I’d call it a win-win situation.

Sometimes I don’t have enough time to take a long bath. I barely have time to get a quick shower. But it is charming in a way, having to do everything so fast you barely notice you’re wet. And maybe having someone jump into the action, unninvited but never unwelcomed, for a good quickie.

Going on patrol on the Thai jungle can be very dangerous. You have to be on the lookout for sex guerrillas who will stop at nothing to submit their enemies and defile them in unspeakable manners. Sometimes, not even camouflage can do the trick, so a distraction is in order. Click here to see my plan in action.

It feels a little weird to have this rubber dress on me. On the one hand, it makes me feel hot, but my nipples are so cold I feel they can cut through glass. It’s a good thing my boyfriend will be here any minute to make the temperature feel just right. I can hardly wait!

What is it that frowns my master’s brow? Please let me take care of you and confort you while submitting to your every whim. Master knows I’m a but a humble servant, honored to give myself to his desires. Your wish is my command.

That wrong turn at Albuquerque must have led me to a Dinosaur-infested area. I’m helpless against those big brutes. I wonder if a strong, muscular caveman would come to my rescue. I’d be willing to go to his cave and thank him properly.

If there is one thing I definitely love about the fashion industry is that I get to try new models for lingerie that aren’t out in the market. Being the first and having the opportunity to suprise my boyfriends is always a nice perk. Take these diminutive panties, for example. I bet you hardly notice they are on.