Kim is great fun. She has a very inviting pussy, a good pair of tits and the most playful tongue this side of Nirvana. The way she wraps the top of my cock with it, it’s just out of this freaking world!

It feels a little weird to have this rubber dress on me. On the one hand, it makes me feel hot, but my nipples are so cold I feel they can cut through glass. It’s a good thing my boyfriend will be here any minute to make the temperature feel just right. I can hardly wait!

There are more than one way to make the most of your old trusty sofa. Take me, for example. I like to pretend to ride its arm to tease my boyfriend when he’s paying more attention to the TV than me. It usually takes him out of his slumber and makes him want to ride me instead.

Sweet young Ayu is a nice treat I picked up at a grocery street. She fits the bill of the perfect submissive Asian girl who’s never been intimate with a Westerner. Well, now she knows she shouldn’t trust any guy she meets at a public place. Only those who know what makes her squeal.

What is it that frowns my master’s brow? Please let me take care of you and confort you while submitting to your every whim. Master knows I’m a but a humble servant, honored to give myself to his desires. Your wish is my command.

I’ll pretend you’re a football-obsessed husband and I’m the horny neglected wife. Maybe I’ll just throw away all your junk food and offer you a different kind of appetizer to take you away from the TV screen. Maybe it’s not the Friday Night game, but I’m sure you would rather score yourself.

Of course I could go on and on about how I met this girl. But there is only one thing I need to say about her: Deep-freaking-throat! I got to enjoy the most intensive blowjob ever from a crazy lady with no gag reflex. That is a story on itself. Now come here and enjoy it.

That wrong turn at Albuquerque must have led me to a Dinosaur-infested area. I’m helpless against those big brutes. I wonder if a strong, muscular caveman would come to my rescue. I’d be willing to go to his cave and thank him properly.

If there is one thing I definitely love about the fashion industry is that I get to try new models for lingerie that aren’t out in the market. Being the first and having the opportunity to suprise my boyfriends is always a nice perk. Take these diminutive panties, for example. I bet you hardly notice they are on.